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  • happy birthday jeon jungkook ~ 

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  • kurgs:

    skeletongrazed:

    skeletongrazed:

    what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

    one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

    #i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

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  • farfaduvet:

    ollivander:

    ollivander:

    Oh my god my prof is late and everyone is chilling and suddenly someone yelled “WHO HAS POKEMON” AND THE CLASS EXPLODED

    image I’m in college

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  • glumshoe:

    This was my chemistry professor.

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  • pantslesswrock:

    trickstersgambit:

    dilapidatedragamuffin:

    Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

    First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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    THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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    Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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    who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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    THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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    WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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    ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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    ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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    Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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    Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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    AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

    AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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    HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

    Don’t forget it was in the 3d that required red and blue lenses and came with three packs in the dvd case.

    this movie was perfect

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